Little Miss Mucky

‘Hi Crap Dad, Little Miss Loud is over there… We have an accident report that you need to read and sign. She was ran into by one of the little boys on a bike. She’s OK, just a graze on her upper lip and chin. We’ve had to change her clothes, as usual. The others are in the wash, covered in paint and sand. We haven’t washed her coat. She managed to get into the shave foam without anyone noticing and then ran back outside. It is rather mucky, but we decided she’d need it for on the way home, so it hasn’t been washed. Sorry’

A normal day at nursery then.