How NOT to do it
The carrier bag with LML’s favorite soft toy, the very dirty, very wet Kitty-cow, flies through the window and lands in the garden.
“The bloody cat can stay in the bloody garden” shouts GM.
“Where cat? Where cat?” asks LML over and over again.
GM rants that the cat is in the garden because LML “WILL NOT DO AS SHE IS TOLD!” “And it can bloody well stay there.”
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10 minutes later, when GM and LML have had a cuddle and things have calmed a little, they go up stairs, fill a basket of washing and retrieve the mucky toy from the garden. They load the washing machine together, and place the dirty cat inside.
“Kitty-cow dirty” states LML.
“Yes love, Kitty-cow dirty”
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